Persiapan Ketika Pesawat Mau Jatuh

Ada 3 cewek Sinta, Santi dan Susi naik pesawat dari Bandung ke Denpasar Bali utuk liburan. Saat pesawat mau mendarat tiba-tiba oleng dan rasanya mau jatuh, seketika Santi ambil bedak n lipstik dandan cantiiiiik banget.. temennya Santi bingung dan tanya, ”KENAPA KOK DANDAN?”

Sinta menjawab: “BIASA KALO PESAWAT JATUH YG DITOLONG PERTAMA KAN YANG CANTIK..?!”

Aaaaeeeeeeehhhhhhh,,,,si Santi nggak bisa terima,,, truss dia angkat rok nya sampai tinggi.

Temennya Susi bertanya: ”KENAPA ANGKAT ROK SAMPAI TINGGI BEGITU?”

Santi Menjawab: “BIASA KALO PESAWAT JATUH YANG PERTAMA DITOLONG KAN YANG PAHA NYA PUTIH-PUTIH..!

Heeeeeeeeh si Susi yang merasa punya kulit agak hitam mulai kesal dan EMOSI.

Marah denger tuh ocehan temennya,,, truss Susi buka baju sampe telanjang,, semuanya serba ITEM,, temennya sinta dan santi pada kaget, trus tanya “KENAPA KAMU TELANJANG GITU?”
Dengan enteng Susi menjawab….

“BIASA KALO PESAWAT JATUHKAN KOTAK HITAM DULU YG DICARI.

Sinta dan Santi:%#$#%#$^#$^$#????
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Semoga terhibur

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Si Udin Tukang Durian

alkisah si udin tukang durian:

seorang ibu lagi beli duren dan minta dibelahin sekalian..
udin si tukang duren langsung jongkok ngebelahin duren nya.
karena celana nya sobek keluar lah anu si udin
si ibu termangu malu melihat nya.
sambil tersipu malu si ibu berkata: bang biji nya keluar tuh
si udin yang mengira si ibu lagi ngomongin duren nya menjawab dengan polos:
COLEK AJA BU..ENAK KOO

cerita ini hanya fiktif blaka apa bila ada kesamaan cerita nama DLL itu DERITA LOE !!!!!


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TOKYO RAVENS: Random Screen Grabs

This story captivates me more every episodes, so I think I need to suggest that you need to watch this one. Though, there are plenty of criticism about Harutora by far not having a significant power, but I do think he possesses one that by time he can use to protect Natsume. He is her familiar and his the hero of the story anyways.. hahah!

Well, the story not only tackles of excelling in shamanism but also how Natsume's love for Harutora. In terms of love, he really is a baka-tora. I kinda like how Natsume deals her love and studies, even though she needs to pretend she is a guy at school. One time, Harutora asked her of how's school she said " school is okay, just the tradition". Oh well, she actually looks cool being a boy at school.. hahah!

Random grabs below;

TOKYO RAVENS: Harutora Tsuchimikado

He is a laid back guy to be exact, and don't have magic powers though his family is known to be great magicians. He promised Natsume when they are still young that he will protect her. After Hokuto's incident, he fulfill his promise to Natsume becoming here familiar. Later then, he enrolled at Onmyo Preparatory School, together with Touji. 

TOKYO RAVENS: Natsume Tsuchimikado

Because of the Tsuchimikado tradition she need to present herself as a man. There are few people who idolizes Yakou Tsuchimikado, that are trying to kidnap her believing she is the reincarnation of the great Yakou. Living in a complicated life, she started to open up to the world and made friends with the help of Harutora and Toji. Yet the greatest thing that keeps her going is her love for baka-tora.

TOKYO RAVENS: Tōji Ato

 He is a former delinquent, and Harutora's best friend. From the latest episode, it was revealed that he is a half ogre, and that Harutora's father was the one who treated him. He is darn cool wearing that bandana.. aye!

 

TOKYO RAVENS: Kyōko Kurahashi

She is the granddaughter of Onmyo school principal, though she is a bit tough to handle at first she became friends with Harutora and help him rescue Natsume after the latter was attacked by a Yakou disciple. Later then, she admits to harutora that she is in love with natsume. 

More random grabs.. enjoy!

TOKYO RAVENS:  Hokuto

 Natsume really did a good job about this.. hehe! Sending a familiar to convince harutora to become here familiar and confessing her love at the same time.. :D

TOKYO RAVENS: Jin Ohtomo

Though Harutora calls him irresponsible at a time he actually is a good man and self giving. He stands being a homeroom teacher.. :p

Okay, these for now, I actually want to gather some grabs of those divine generals too hahah, so wait up guys.. jaaah!

turis arab naik taxi

Ada Turis Arab naik taksi keliling di Jakarta
duduk di depan tiba-tiba taxi-nya disalip
mobil pick-up yang ngebut, si Arab terkejut
dan berteriak: "Ustahiad...! Ustahiad...!"
Gak lama ada mobil truk menyalip, si Arab
berteriak lagi: "Ishtibustim....! Isthibustim...!"
Sang sopir heran mendengar kalimat
dzikirnya.
Gak lama ada mobil truk menyalip, si Arab
teriak lagi: "Aik...!" Sang sopir heran
mendengar kalimat dzikirnya.
Ada lagi mobil sport yg atapnya bisa terbuka
atau tertutup, si Arab teriak "Adzam...
Adzam..." Sopir semakin heran..
Ada pula mobil sedan kecil menyusul dari
arah kiri, turis Arab mendesis: "Ya Allah,
Ikuzus..., Ikuzus...!"
Tiba2 sebuah mobil mewah ngerem
mendadak di depannya.., si turis Arab
berteriak: "Irraref..., irraref...!!!"
Akhirnya sang sopir penasaran: "Wan, ente
lafadz dzikirnya kok aneh.. Ane belum
pernah denger tuuh..!??"
Turis Arab jawab : "Siafa yg zikiran. Ane
khan baca tulisan di belakang mobil mobil
yg tadi menyalip Ente!! Bahasa Ana khan
bacanya dari kanan ke kiri.
Sopir : "Haaaaah.....!!?" 


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SI BUDI INGIN MASUK SURGA

pak guru mintur

sedang mengajar mata pelajaran agama di

SD mengenai surga.

Guru mintur : "Anak-anak.. siapa yang

mau masuk surga?"

Murid-Murid : "Saya pak..

saya..." (masing-masing anak pada teriak

kecuali si Budi yang sedang tertidur di

belakang)

Guru mintur: "Yang mau masuk surga

tunjukkan tangannya"

Murid-Murid : "Saya..."(bersama-sama

para murid menunjukkan tangannya

kecuali si Budi)

Guru mintur : "Yang mau masuk surga ayo

berdiri..."

Kemudian murid-murid pada berdiri

kecuali si Budi karena masih tertidur. Lalu pak

guru mintur menghampiri si Budi yang

kemudian membangunkannya.

pak guru mintur tersebut kemudian bertanya

kepada si Budi.

Guru mintur : "Budi kamu mau masuk

surga gak?"

Budi : "Mau dong pak!"

Guru mintur : "Terus kenapa kamu gak

berdiri?"

Budi : "Lha... memangnya mau berangkat

sekarang pak?"

Guru mintur : *#*@%@*-#&@&1&

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Obrolan Anak Alay dengan “Orang Normal”.

Ini masih tentang bahasa alay anak zaman sekarang. Memang pening membaca tulisan alay, kening berkerut-kerut ketika membacanya, mata jadi menyipit, kepala cenat-cenut. Di bawah ini dialog yang lucu antara anak alay dengan “orang normal” (lewat BBM?). Saya dapat dari milis sebelah. Selamat membaca obrolan anak 4l@Y.

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Keterangan : A : ANAK ALAY; B: GW

A = Alluw kag! Leh knal? Ap kBrx?

B = Wa’alaikumsalam Warohmatullahi Wabarokatuh…Dengan hormat, sampainya pesan ini, saya akan memberitahukan bahwa kabar saya baik-baik saja…. Maaf beribu-ribu maaf, Ini gerangan nomer siapa ya? Kok acap kali sms nomernya ga ke save ya? (bales sepanjang mungkin)

A = Owh ea muuph lupa ng@s1h s4L4m,,,, Ini EnDoet LuThuwna EmbeM C@ianK Cmu@na. Inged gag kag? Eh, kug blzna pjg bgd ch? Gi ng4ps?

B = Yaiyalah panjang…. Lagian ga dibayar perhurup inih! Gw lagi mabok nerjemahin kata2 lo nih. Keypadnya ilang2an ya? Oh elo…. Eh, siapa tadi? Tembem semua? Perasaan temen-temen gw kalopun ada yang tembem paling sebagian dipipi doang. Ga sampe seluruh badan dah.

A = Huft …Plz dund…bkn t3mb3m cmu4, tp ’emb3m c@iank cMuana’. W AD klaz xmp lw dlu. J4h@d bgd d3ch……fufufuuu :’(

B = Yeeee mana gw apal. Adek kelas gw kan ada banyak. Bayangin misal sekelas ada 25 murid cewe. Dikali 9 kelas. Nah, itung ndiri dah tuh ada berapa! Itu belom dari sekolah2 laen. Mereka kan gw anggep adek kelas gw semua walopun mereka ga nganggep gw. Coba? Masa iya gw apalin atu2. Lu kira gw petugas sensus! Eh itu sebenernya huruf ’a’ mau lo ganti apasih? Jadi angka 4 apa a keong (@)? Satu aja ribet apalagi dua gw bacanya. Plin-plan lo ah

A = Ea mu’uph kag…. Abzn udh kbi@s44n kag. Jng mrh dund… hix… hix… Oh ea y.. Kn ad bnyk ea… muv dh muv.. Eh kag, w inged loh qt dlu prNh kut xkul PeNcak sLt bReng jG.

B= Jorok lo ah

A = Pencak SILAT kak!!!

B = Ooohhh…. Nah itu bisa nulis bener

A = Tp w kluwar paz 5aBuk quNink. Gag kwt. Uji4nna bRad bGd

B = Gw ga pernah ikut pencak silat. Gw ikut cheers. Yang dipaling atas formasi piramida kan gw. Lagi pula kalo gw ikut pencak silat, sabuknya ga muat

A = Iyh yng bn3r kag? Bc4nd@ aj dh wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk!!!

B = Etdah lo ketawanya serem amat kayak burung gagak.

A = Eh kag BTW n0m3r hpx kog ckep amad ch? Ky orangx

B = Nama gw bukan betawi.

A = Mksd w ’by the way

B = Kenapa emang JALANnya?

A = OMONG-OMONG!!!!

B = Oh… ga tau nih.. Beruntung aja dapet nomer bgini

A = Dpt dri m4n4 kag?

B = Hadiah es orson. Penting amat

A = Kag kuq fesbukx lum d k0nfr1m?

B = Confirm! Bukan Kon-frim! Oh yang foto profilnya dari atas sambil manyun2 itu lo ya? Gw kira fanpage-nya Suneo. Belom-belom. Ntar deh kalo angel foto lo udah bener. Eh, unyeng2 lo ada 5 ya? Ampe keliatan. Banyak amat. Situ pake ekstensen unyeng2?

A = Iyh ka2g bC@nd4 aj@ dh. 1tukan age’ ngetrend kag futu dri @ta5. Mak1n gaG kli4t@n mukax, makin keyenz!

B = Yaiyalah. Gimana mau keren kalo muka lo keliatan. Coba dong sekali-sekali foto profilnya diganti pake fotokopi. Burem, perkecil, bolak-balik.gitu.

A = Mangx uj14n!

B = Biar ga keliatan muke lu. Katanya makin ga keliatan makin kerennn… Gw yakin asli lo ga sebagus di foto kan? Nih udah gw confirm. Eh, itu foto2 lo banyak banget yang jari tangan angka satu dimulut. Lagi ngelonin orok sapa lo? Astagaaaa.. Lo ga juling foto dari atas semua?

A = Gag. Udh b1aza k0g. Eh, kag mang gi onlen ea? Onlen d kul ap dihumz?

B = Eh kalo bahasa alaynya ”onlen di WC SPBU” apaan? Salah semua tuh option lo

A = Ih… kakak joyokkkk…

B = Kadir ga diajak?

A = Itu Doyok kaaaggg…. Yah, w lgi gaG onlen niyh kag. Cb klo qt sm” onlen, kn bs chat b4r3ng

B = Kita? Lo aja kali ama kawan2 lo. Lagian yang minta lo biar onlen sapeh?!

A = Hix..Hix…Jahad :’( Kag kug lum bubu siyh? Kn udh mlm. Mang lum ngantug ea?

B = Gw ga pernah ikut MLM deh

A = ’Malem’ Kag maksudx….

B = Udah gede ini. Lagian sembari ngelembur ngerjain tugas nih.

A= Cemangadh!

B = Hdagnamec

A = Paan tuch Kag???

B = Tulisan lo gw balik. Bingung gw nanggepin bahasa lo. Eh tulisan lo bisa di normalin dikit ga? Sedikiiit aja demi gw

A = Oh ea deh kag..

B = Eh, ko gw baca status-status lo semuanya ngambil dari lirik-lirik lagu ya??? Keabisan ide lo? Mana udah di ’Like’-in sendiri, trus ga ada yang comment pula.

A = Eaaa… Abisan w suka bgd kag sm lgu it. Co cweet bgd dech. It jga da lgu” knangan sm mantan w dlu

B = (Emang gw pikirin).

A = Ohiya kag! Bsk lusa jm 9 pgi d ”salah satu stasiun tv” nntn w ya!

B = Itu kan acara live musik itu kan?! Yang penontonnya satu panggung sama artis/bandnya. Trus sambil nari2 kompak banget dibelakangnya. Lo jadi artis toh sekarang? Grup band lo apa namanya? Salut gw. Pasti lo jadi vokalisnya ya? Apa lo soloist?

A = Bukan kag, gw jadi penontonx.

B = ???!!!!!!! (Keselek)

A = Ea, yng pnting msk tv kag! Gw ma rombongan udh nyiapin tarianx lho kag. Biar kompak nnti narix. Nama tarianx ”Ngucek-Jemur-Ngucek-Jemur”. Tau dund kag ky gmana. Gag ngaruh deh mw bandx apa aliranx apa.

B = Trus kalo bandnya metal gimana??? Masa lo mau tetep joget ”Ngucek-Jemur”?

A = Ya gag ap kag. Lgan band metal mah gag mgkin d hadirin kag. Kyk ga tau aja kag..

B = Yaudah deh, selamat joget ya. Kakak mo tidur dulu. Oia, besok lusa, pagi2 kakak ga bisa nonton situ joget ”Ngucek-Jemur”. Soalnya kakak sibuk mau bikin anyam2an sedotan. Babay!

A = Bye… Met bubu kag. Eh kag, ntr jm2 bolax pa?

B = Hah?! Lo suka nonton bola pagi2 juga?

A = Yaelah bgadang nntn bola wajar x kag

B = Lo cowo apa cewe sih?!

A = Cow. Mang np?

B = Lah itu foto2 difesbuk?!

A = Itu mantan” w kag. Fto w d album ”Juzt Me”

B = ……………………………….

A = Kag?

B = Eh iya sori. Udahan dulu ya. Gw baru ngeliat UFO nih..Bye!..

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Beli Rujak

Cewe : Bang beli rujak....
Abang : brapa neng??
Cewe : 7 bungkus bang....
Abang : pedes semua gag???
Cewe : hmmmm yang 2 gag bang....
Abang : yang 4 pedes yaa???
Cewe : ya bang......yang 2 cabenya 3 aja bang, yang 2 cabenya 10, yang 1 cabenya 8 yang satunya malah 12, yang gag pedes 1 bungkus gag pake nanas, yang satunya pake , yang pake nanas garemnya dikit aja, yang pedes semua pake nanas ya bang, cuma yang satu gag pake jambu, yang 3 pake, yang satunya gag pake pepaya, yang laen pake, yang satunya gag pake bangkuang, yang gag pake jambu garemnya boleh dilebihin tapi terasinya dikit aja, yang 3 nya boleh banyakYang gag pake jambu jangan asin-asin juga.. yang gag pake pepaya tambahin bangkuang aja, yang cabe 3 tadi juga boleh ditambahin bangkuang tapi jangan pake kedondong juga ya bang, yang dua pedes tadi yang gag pake pepaya pakein kedondongnye banyakan

Abang : mending berantem ayoo neng sma abang

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GOLDEN TIME - BANRI TADA ♥ KOKO KAGA

If your into romantic comedies just like me (heheh) you'll probably going to dig this one out. Golden Time falls into Romantic Comedy with a twist of Drama and Super Natural. Though, by far - don't have yet a splashing story line but the development is quite fulfilling all along. The series runs through its seventh episode and I'm liking it so far.

The story revolves around Banri Tada, a freshman law student, trying to move forward and live his life. As he meets new people, he also tried to gain his memory back (he has an amnesia). Unexpectedly, he falls in love to Koko Kaga, a beautiful rich girl who chase Mitsuo Yanagisawa, for she already planned a long time ago of marrying him. Coming episodes will be more intense as Banri, slowly discovers everything about his true self. 

This post is actually a tribute to Banri's and Koko's love, hope you guys will love them as I do.

Screen grabs below, enjoy!

Golden Time - Banri Tada

 He's just a typical freshman - law student, who actually dealing an amnesia. Later on he fall's in love to Koko Kaga.

Golden Time - Koko Kaga

She actually don't have any intention of enrolling to a law course, but changes her mind because the man she love's secretly enrolled at a law school. She later then rejected by Mitsuo, and started to realize that she is falling in love with  Banri.

Golden Time - Banri Tada and Koko Kaga

Her first visit to Banri's apartment, where also she meets Nana.. :p

 

Golden Time - Banri Tada and Koko Kaga

Our cute couple at the opening song.. :D

Golden Time - Banri Tada and Koko Kaga

Showing some love at school .. :D

MORE:

Golden Time - Mitsuo Yanagisawa

He bluntly rejected Koko just for her to stop chasing him. He dyed his hair after he was rejected by Chinami Oka.

Golden Time - Chinami Oka

She's a cute little lady from the film research, Mitsuo has a crush on her. She said she did not reject him, its just that she doesn't believe what he said is a confession of love.

Ps: Cute Puppy Koko Kaga

Golden Time - Koko Kaga

She looks cute here, I actually don't like her doing the chasing Mitsuo part. But later on, her character became a bit cool specially dealing with Banri.

Go check Golden Time guys, its fun, it will makes you fall in love, laugh and cry as well. :D

//Jaah!

FREE! Iwatobi swim club - Random Screen Grabs

Got a chance to share these out, though not really that good. The series has ended and I oblige myself to share this random grab in case some FREE peeps needs something to remind them about this anime.

Anyways who could have forget how Nanase flip his hair or Rin's sharky teeth, I know you guys wont. This anime makes swimming looks easy. Hope there would be season 2, else I will be missing Nagisa's kawaii side.

Grabs below, enjoy!

Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Opening cover.

HARUKA NANASE 

Makoto Tachibana

Rin Matsuoka

Nagisa Hazuki

Rei Ryūgazaki

Gō Matsuoka

More:

Makoto and Nanase - both looks good together.. :)

Tachibana Makoto

Haruka Nanasa

 That's it, leave a comment if you indeed grab some.. Jah!